Self-defence Aficionado Gifts

'Dang! This guy's good!'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Here's the weak point."

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

Defensive EU

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

The Karate Master

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

"Self defence manual"

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji