Self-defence Aficionado Pillows

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Here's the weak point."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"Self defence manual"

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.