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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

Defense Spending.

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"Self defence manual"

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

The Karate Master

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji