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'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Martial Arts

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Martial Arts

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

The Karate Master

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"Self defence manual"

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

Green Belt

Defense Spending.