Self-defense Fan Gifts

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"Any more martial arts tricks you want to show me?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Martial Arts

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Martial Arts

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Martial arts and clumsiness.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

The Karate Master

Defense Spending.

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"Self defence manual"

Green Belt