Self-defense Strategist Pillows

"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."

'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.'

"So, It's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Before There Was Pepper Spray

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

'Prowlers Welcome.'

'Maybe you should ease up on the burglar.'

"I'm waiting fro him to draw first."

Modern Self Defense

"If the sexual harassment is bothering you, my karate class is always looking for new members."

Overjumpers

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Women's Martial Arts Center

That's What Happens

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

They Are Not Going to Take Me

The Thing That Won't Leave

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'