Self-defense Expert Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort to their space with our self-defense themed pillows—great for relaxing after a tough training session or for a playful home decor accent.

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'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.' mockup

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

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"I've been pepper-sprayed so many times that I've developed a taste for hot chillis: want top try one?"

"I've been pepper-sprayed so many times that I've developed a taste for hot chillis: want top try one?" mockup

"I've been pepper-sprayed so many times that I've developed a taste for hot chillis: want top try one?"

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Overjumpers

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"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?" mockup

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

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"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts." mockup

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

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Women's Martial Arts Center

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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Martial Arts

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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Mod Kwan Doh

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique." mockup

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

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Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

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The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise. mockup

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

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Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead. mockup

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

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"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head." mockup

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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Martial Arts

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A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself mockup

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters." mockup

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

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'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!' mockup

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

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"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

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'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

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Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan... mockup

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

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Martial arts and clumsiness.

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No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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Stun-gun target practice.

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'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.' mockup

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

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"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney." mockup

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

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'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.' mockup

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

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Self-defense Expert Pillows Collection

Self-defense Expert Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for self-defense experts—funny, inspiring, and crafted to brighten their mornings.

Self-defense Expert Prints

Discover inspiring prints for self-defense enthusiasts—unique artwork that makes a bold statement about empowerment and fun.

Self-defense Expert T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for self-defense lovers—witty designs that combine humor and strength for everyday wear.