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Self-defense Instructor Pillows
Add a touch of humor or inspiration to their space with pillows designed for self-defense instructors—comfortable, fun, and a great way to show support.
Stun-gun target practice.
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
"I KNEW we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"
'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'
The Karate Master
Old lady's walker equipped with boxing gloves to fight off mugger.
"I knew we shouldn't have let health and safety run the self-defence course!"
Before There Was Pepper Spray
Judo man.
'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'
Stun-gun target practice
"He died of exposure. I know the woman that shot him."
Women's Martial Arts Center
"I warned you about the recoil on that one."
'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Martial Arts
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
Martial Arts
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
"I'm using a silencer!"
Martial arts and clumsiness.
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."
Green Belt
Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.
'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'
"Dang! This guy's good!"
How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji
"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"
'Kicks a little.'
Self-defense Instructor Pillows Collection
Self-defense Instructor Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring witty and inspiring designs for self-defense instructors—ideal for starting their day with a smile.
Self-defense Instructor Prints
Browse prints that pay tribute to self-defense instructors’ skills and dedication—great for inspiring their environment or gifting on special occasions.
Self-defense Instructor T-Shirts
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