Gun Safety Instructor Pillows

Guns/Pit Bulls.

America, are we learning anything?

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Sand danger

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Witch Hunt

"I'm using a silencer!"

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Odessa,Texas

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Stun-gun target practice.

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

The Karate Master

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

Gun with an olive branch on it.

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'