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Guns/Pit Bulls.

America, are we learning anything?

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Sand danger

Arms race - USA and Russia.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"I'm using a silencer!"

Witch Hunt

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'Never shoot straight up.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Odessa,Texas

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

Stun-gun target practice.

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

The Karate Master

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Gun with an olive branch on it.

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

'Kicks a little.'