Shooting Range Instructor Pillows

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"You gotta hold onto those things fellas. Gun control. We need gun control."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"I'm using a silencer!"

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Stun-gun target practice.

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

Military ardour.

"Imagine an accident at 60mph..." "It would be like being hit by a 60 ton elephant."

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

The Karate Master

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

"I can't heeear you!"

Military Parades

'Kicks a little.'

Hold on

A Verbal Difficulty

Before There Was Pepper Spray

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

So you think you can march.

Think hard soldier! When I threw the practice grenade, did you hear me say 'fetch'?

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'I said.. how long were you a DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SIR?'

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.