Gun Range Instructor Pillows

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

The Golf Gremlin.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'Don't move.'

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'