Gun Instructor Pillows

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"Oops! Time for my gun lesson."

"I'm using a silencer!"

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

"I'm waiting fro him to draw first."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"One true move and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do to you."

"It's pulling to the left."

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

I think you're ace

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Finally! There comes my most important man!

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Don't move.'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Golf Gremlin.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."