Firearms Training Pillows

Skeet Shooting Academy. congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats ...

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Bribes for Jabs

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

What?

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"I'm using a silencer!"

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."

Pistols at dawn.

A group of hunters.

"Dang! This guy's good!"

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

Officer, may I please keep the ammunition as a souvenir?

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'