Firearms Training Pillows

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"I'm using a silencer!"

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Pistols at dawn.

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."

Officer, may I please keep the ammunition as a souvenir?

A group of hunters.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'