Women's Martial Arts Center
Self-defense Coach Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into your self-defense coach’s space with a pillow that celebrates their dedication. Ideal for home or office, it’s a cozy nod to their empowering profession.
Modern Self Defense
'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Martial Arts
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Mod Kwan Doh
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Martial Arts
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
"I've lost my mojo."
"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."
'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'
Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
Martial arts and clumsiness.
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'
Stun-gun target practice.
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
Green Belt
'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'
The Karate Master
"Dang! This guy's good!"
'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'
How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji
"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."
"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"
Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.
"This guy's good!"
Hold on
"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"
Self-defense Coach Pillows Collection
Self-defense Coach Mugs
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Self-defense Coach Prints
Browse our prints for self-defense coaches—stylish, motivational art pieces that brighten up any space and honor their profession.
Self-defense Coach T-Shirts
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