Self-defence Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates self-defence? Our collection features witty and motivational items perfect for those passionate about personal safety, martial arts, or just empowering themselves. Whether for beginners or seasoned experts, find something that underscores the importance of confidence and resilience.

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Mugger put off by smelly runner

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'Hey, watch the threads.'

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'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.' mockup

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

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"Yes dear, I know I've been taking self-defence classes to deal with this kind of situation. But this is my karate instructor."

"Yes dear, I know I've been taking self-defence classes to deal with this kind of situation. But this is my karate instructor." mockup

"Yes dear, I know I've been taking self-defence classes to deal with this kind of situation. But this is my karate instructor."

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Overjumpers

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"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?" mockup

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

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"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts." mockup

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

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Women's Martial Arts Center

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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Martial Arts

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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Mod Kwan Doh

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique." mockup

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

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Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

from $19.00

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead. mockup

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

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"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters." mockup

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head." mockup

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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Martial Arts

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'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!' mockup

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

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"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray." mockup

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

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Man with Sword in Penholder

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'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

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"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

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Martial arts and clumsiness.

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No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.' mockup

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

from $19.00

Stun-gun target practice.

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"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney." mockup

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

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'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.' mockup

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

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Man fights with his shadow.

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'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.' mockup

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

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Self-defence Gifts Collection

Self-defence Mugs

Explore our full range of self-defence gifts on mugs, featuring witty slogans and empowering messages perfect for any safety enthusiast.

Self-defence Pillows

Browse our self-defence pillows for a fun and inspiring addition to any home or gym space.

Self-defence Prints

Check out our self-defence prints to decorate with messages of strength, humor, and confidence.

Self-defence T-Shirts

Discover our self-defence t-shirts, blending humor and empowerment for martial arts fans and safety advocates alike.