Man with Sword in Penholder
Self-protection Gifts
Looking for a gift that champions self-protection and personal safety? Our range of items features witty and empowering designs that remind everyone to prioritize their safety. Whether it's for a loved one who champions self-defense or someone passionate about personal security, these products blend humor with a message of self-empowerment. Perfect for sparking conversations or adding a playful touch to safety gear, find the ideal gift that promotes confidence and protection in style.
Overjumpers
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
Window Treatment
Women's Martial Arts Center
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'
Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!
Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Martial Arts
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
KAWAII T'AI CHI
Mod Kwan Doh
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
So You've Cloned Yourself
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
They Are Not Going to Take Me
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
"You'll get over him."
Martial Arts
"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."
"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."
"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."
Your angel is always with you
'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'
Self-protection Gifts Collection
Self-protection Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating self-protection ideas—perfect for daily inspiration and safe humor that fits your morning coffee routine.
Self-protection Pillows
Discover our self-protection pillows, offering a fun and protective message to brighten your home or office decor.
Self-protection Prints
Browse our empowering prints focused on self-protection—ideal for inspiring safety and confidence in your personal space.
Self-protection T-Shirts
Check out our self-protection themed t-shirts with clever and empowering designs—wear your message of safety and confidence proudly.