Self-protection T-Shirts

Man with Sword in Penholder

Overjumpers

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Window Treatment

Women's Martial Arts Center

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Martial Arts

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mod Kwan Doh

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

They Are Not Going to Take Me

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"You'll get over him."

Martial Arts

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Your angel is always with you

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'