Home Defense Strategist Gifts

Surprise the home defense enthusiast with unique gifts that match their strategic mindset. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, our collection celebrates their protective instincts and clever tactics. Perfect for those who take their home safety seriously but love a good laugh. Explore our range and find a gift that shows you appreciate their sharp wit and dedication to keeping the home safe.

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"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute." mockup

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

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'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.' mockup

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

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"Bloody houseflies...."

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"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...." mockup

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?" mockup

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

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"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?" mockup

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!" mockup

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

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'How long did you try before calling?' mockup

'How long did you try before calling?'

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Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!' mockup

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

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Mission accomplished.

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'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.' mockup

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

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When a nanosecond is forever.

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"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!" mockup

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

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Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

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"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid." mockup

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

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"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now." mockup

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

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Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day mockup

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

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Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

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'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.' mockup

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

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'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.' mockup

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

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"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

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