Defense Strategists Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a defense strategist? Our collection offers smart, tongue-in-cheek products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. They celebrate their strategic wit and analytical mind in a fun, thoughtful way, making their workspace or home more inspiring and amusing. Whether it’s for a colleague, a mentor, or yourself, find something that captures their sharp intellect and love of strategic thinking.

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"Common defence"

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'I'm sure you've heard of the smart bomb, this one is polite as well.'

'I'm sure you've heard of the smart bomb, this one is polite as well.' mockup

'I'm sure you've heard of the smart bomb, this one is polite as well.'

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'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.' mockup

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

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Libya/UK: Mission Creep?

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.' mockup

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options mockup

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy." mockup

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

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'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.' mockup

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

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Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence. mockup

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

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'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

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"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows." mockup

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

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'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.' mockup

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

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"Any questions?"

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'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.' mockup

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!' mockup

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

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"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box." mockup

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

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"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?" mockup

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

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Empty box of ideas

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'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.' mockup

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

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"We have an acronym!"

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"#Win!"

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Bright idea

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Eureka!

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A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!' mockup

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

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"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?" mockup

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

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After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway. mockup

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

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'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!' mockup

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

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'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?' mockup

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

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"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over." mockup

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

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'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.' mockup

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

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Defense Strategists Gifts Collection

Defense Strategists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for defense strategists—perfect for their morning coffee and clever humor.

Defense Strategists Pillows

Find cozy pillows with a strategic twist—ideal for defense professionals to add humor to their decor.

Defense Strategists Prints

Browse our print collection that celebrates strategic thinking for defense professionals with a sense of humor.

Defense Strategists T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for defense strategists who want to showcase their strategic mind in style.