Military Strategist Gifts

'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'

"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."

'The risk-benefit analysis says no, the cost-benefit analysis says maybe, and the gut feeling says 'Go for it'!'

Soldier surveys castle ruins, saying: 'With hindsight, it was ambitious calling it a 'keep'.'

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'Looks like someone's got some boundary issues.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Wooden dove with tanks rolling out of it.

Coulda-Woulda-Shoulda Room

Smart Bomb Pre-Launch Briefing...

"A second bomb will not make us safer."

''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

"Well, so much for the 'No Trespassing' signs."

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

Armed Forces Recruitment: Learn New Skills In Hacking, Spyware, Cyber Warfare.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'We've got to pull off its wings, and Arnold is the best pull-off-its-wings consultant in the world!'

General's Coin Toss

Tony Blair.

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

"Agreed, there's a middle ground between stay the course and cut and run. But I'm quite certain it's not dance and flirt."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"In my plan, the atomic bomb is only used for emphasis."

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

E=MC2

Attempts to boost morale on the retreat from Moscow

"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'Neutron bombs are 'clean' bombs ... They level people but leave buildings standing'

Crusade - Oil is thicker than blood?

'Whilst US troops were busy in Yugoslavia, South Korea, and Haiti today, North Dakota seceded.'