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'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'

"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."

'The risk-benefit analysis says no, the cost-benefit analysis says maybe, and the gut feeling says 'Go for it'!'

Soldier surveys castle ruins, saying: 'With hindsight, it was ambitious calling it a 'keep'.'

'Looks like someone's got some boundary issues.'

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

"A second bomb will not make us safer."

Coulda-Woulda-Shoulda Room

Wooden dove with tanks rolling out of it.

Smart Bomb Pre-Launch Briefing...

''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Agreed, there's a middle ground between stay the course and cut and run. But I'm quite certain it's not dance and flirt."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

Tony Blair.

General's Coin Toss

Armed Forces Recruitment: Learn New Skills In Hacking, Spyware, Cyber Warfare.

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'We've got to pull off its wings, and Arnold is the best pull-off-its-wings consultant in the world!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

1338 - Start of the hundred years war

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

Crusade - Oil is thicker than blood?

Death playing with the middle east.

Franco-Prussian War - Louis Napoleon as the Friend of Death

"In my plan, the atomic bomb is only used for emphasis."

'Neutron bombs are 'clean' bombs ... They level people but leave buildings standing'

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.