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Fruitless Attempt of the Army of the Potomac to Move Towards the Rappahanock

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Trouble everywhere...

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Foxhole - digging robot

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Ukraine Pinata

Nuclear Proliferation

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"