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Fruitless Attempt of the Army of the Potomac to Move Towards the Rappahanock

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Ukraine Crisis

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Most valuable element.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Nuclear Proliferation

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Foxhole - digging robot

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Ukraine Pinata

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Trouble everywhere...