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'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Putin and Zelensky

That's What Happens

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

The Costs Of Doing War.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Military history

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Mission accomplished.

CX909708

The Thing That Won't Leave

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Future

When a nanosecond is forever.

The Sinking of the Moskva

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

World Domination

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day