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"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Ukraine Crisis

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Nuclear Proliferation

Foxhole - digging robot

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Ukraine Pinata

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction