Spatial Strategist T-Shirts

"Things to bring up at the next school board meeting: 1. need for more office space..."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Sidewalk the game

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Space force clocks.

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

"We're a strategic region! We're a strategic region!"

"I looked in his eyes and couldn't see his soul."