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Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Internet Cafe.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Folding Container.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Sidewalk the game

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."