Open Space Strategists T-Shirts

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Financing Nemo

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

The Evolution of fish

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

Keep her steady!

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"

The Ebookmobile

'We may knock out a few walls.'

Curling.

"Can you show us something even tinier?"