Open Space Analyst T-Shirts

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

US and the EU

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Space exploration"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'I invest in emerging markets.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'

Giant stomp.

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"He doesn't seem to grasp the historical significance of this moment."

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

"You can't hide from us!"

Early Space Blunders

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."