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'We may knock out a few walls.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."