Social Space Analyst T-Shirts

"I have a problem with boundaries."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

World Financial Mafia

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Violence in Mexico

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Abstraction and recognition

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'I can't believe how many firms let staff waste time on so-called 'social-networking'.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

Violent fake news on the Internet

'You look like s**t!. . . Much better!'

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

"I married a girl with two mums and ended up with two mothers-in-law."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly."

Coronavirus and family economy