Social Interactions Analyst T-Shirts

"I've just married your uncle Leonard, and I'm looking forward to your support."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."