Social Interactions Analyst Gifts

"I've just married your uncle Leonard, and I'm looking forward to your support."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Glance Exchange

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."