Social Interactions Fan Gifts

"Doreen said I have a tendency to talk over people. I don't talk over people, do I ?"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

I break for toilet paper

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Alpha males through the ages!

How Will They Manage without Us?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"