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"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Call me!"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

I break for toilet paper

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Alpha males through the ages!

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"