Social Interactions Explorer Gifts

'... and do you bring your beautiful breasts here often?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Call me!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Cyber Dream

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Books vs mobile phones

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder