Social Interaction Investigator Gifts

TMI

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."