Social Interaction Investigator Gifts

TMI

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

"We met through a contact tracing app."

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder