Social Investigator Gifts

"I think you'll find that the most reliable labour saving device is still money!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"What are you doing?"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'