Social Detective Gifts

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"Excuse me...are you guys talking about me?"

$1: Family Secrets

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Elusive Shadow.

Who stole my candy?

Newton's Law and Order.

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

'What the hell is this the age of?'

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Rashomon of West 84th Street

Information and Still don't get it.

"But you really can't trust the media."

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

'I'm just sorting through the latest job applications now.'

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'