Party Detective Gifts

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

Conservative Party

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party Animals.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

A boy acting suspiciously

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Shaken not stirred

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

Green Balloon

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Karataoke

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."