Party Detective Gifts

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

Conservative Party

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party Animals.

A boy acting suspiciously

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Shaken not stirred

Beers

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

The Happiest Hen in Acle