Drinks Detective Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the drinks detective? Our collection features witty designs and playful items that celebrate their passion for intriguing drinks. Ideal for anyone who loves solving beverage puzzles with a fun twist, these products will surely bring a smile and a sense of achievement to their day.

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"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar." mockup

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

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"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry" mockup

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

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'He's a problem drinker. . . he never buys a round.'

'He's a problem drinker. . . he never buys a round.' mockup

'He's a problem drinker. . . he never buys a round.'

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'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?' mockup

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

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"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more." mockup

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same. mockup

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.' mockup

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

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"Ah — excellent catsup."

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Unsafe Drain Covers!

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Complaints Desk

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California Beverages Map

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Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system. mockup

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

from $19.00

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?" mockup

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

from $19.00

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium mockup

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

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"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter." mockup

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

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'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.' mockup

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

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La Tour 2007.

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Dutch Courage

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'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.' mockup

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

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This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full. mockup

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

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Fire at the Bisto Factory

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Gene doping in sport.

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"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities." mockup

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

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'He likes to point out the obvious.' mockup

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

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"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot." mockup

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

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'Do you have any coffee?'

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'I've got acid indigestion.'

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"Decaf. They can't be far away."

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'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?' mockup

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'

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'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.' mockup

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'

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'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.' mockup

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

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The Ocean's Plug

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'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!' mockup

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

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Drinks Detective Gifts Collection

Drinks Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of drinks detective mugs—ideal for those who love a humorous twist on their favorite beverages. Find the perfect mug to match their sleuthing skills.

Drinks Detective Pillows

Check out our drinks detective pillows, adding humor and personality to any sofa or bed, celebrating their love for uncovering the secrets behind every drink.

Drinks Detective Prints

Browse our stylish drinks detective prints—fantastic for framing and enriching their space with clever and entertaining artwork.

Drinks Detective T-Shirts

Discover fun and witty drinks detective t-shirts that showcase their passion for beverage mysteries. Perfect for casual outings or as conversation starters.