Beer Detective Gifts

A periscope in a beer glass

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Beer Stall

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Bitter End

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

Wish You Were Beer

'My first drink since my accident.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'I keep getting stomach cramps after eating.' - 'You're probably intolerant to certain foods.' - 'Can you test for that?' - 'Yes, just eat things one by one and see what makes you ill.' - 'Won't that be slow and painful?' - 'Fingers crossed.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."