Beer Geek Gifts

'That's dog years, pal, you have to times everything by seven...'

Beer Stall

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beers

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Happy thoughts

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'