Brew Nerd Gifts

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You've had enough!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'I brew it myself.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Tea Snob.

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

Bitter End

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."