Brew Nerd T-Shirts

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You've had enough!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Tea Snob.

'I brew it myself.'

Beer Lunch

Bitter End

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.