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'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"God, this home brew is strong!"

"The usual, please."

Coffee Coven

The Vineyard

Toadstools

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Portfolio, 2011

'You've had enough.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'