Brew Wizard Prints

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"God, this home brew is strong!"

"The usual, please."

Coffee Coven

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Toadstools

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'You've had enough.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Portfolio, 2011

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success