Magical Brew Master Prints

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Tea Snob.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Can I get you another coffee?

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."