'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'
Craft Beer Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for your craft beer guru? Discover our unique collection of products that honor their love for brewing, tasting, and sharing craft beers. Whether they are homebrewers or dedicated connoisseurs, our items add a fun and thoughtful touch to their passion. From mugs that toast their favorite brews to t-shirts that show off their beer pride, find the ideal present that will crack open smiles and raise their spirits.
'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."
'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'
"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
Joined at the hipster.
Beer Stall
"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"
'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'
'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'
Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer
"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."
"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."
"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."
Bottle Distillery
"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."
'Malty tasking.'
Micro-Brewed Brain Beer
'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'
A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.
"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."
"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"
California Beverages Map
'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.
"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."
"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."
"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."
Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)
'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'
'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''
Real Beer People
Cold Beers and Skiers
'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'
'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'
Craft Beer Guru Gifts Collection
Craft Beer Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of craft beer-themed mugs, perfect for the beer enthusiast who enjoys a good brew every day. Find the ideal mug to raise during toast or start their morning.
Craft Beer Guru Pillows
Bring some craft beer humor to their living space with our cozy pillows featuring playful beer-inspired artwork. Perfect for any beer lover’s lounge or game room.
Craft Beer Guru Prints
Decorate their favorite space with our craft beer art prints, blending humor and style to celebrate their passion for brewing and tasting craft beers.
Craft Beer Guru T-Shirts
Looking for a gift that’s as fun as it is stylish? Check out our craft beer T-shirts that proudly showcase their beer-loving spirit with witty and creative designs.