Brewery Guru Gifts

Real Ale / Real Boobs.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

My dad makes his own beer.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.